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Come on Clive...
Just for a minute I thought something really serious had happened. There was my mate Clive Tyldesley - sitting at what looked like his breakfast table -
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Marina Hyde
Epic Richard Keys thunkpiece on Clive Tyldesley's replacement as ITV's lead commentator. Has Richard ever written anything, about anything, that does not truly crystallise his entire essence as a man?
No. And this certainly isn't it.
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Johnson has seen the light on 'face coverings'. Just not on toxic mask-ulinity | Marina Hyde
From gunslinging Gove to cock-of-the-spads Cummings – there’s no covering up the cost of this performative machismo, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
Johnson has seen the light on 'face coverings'. Just not on toxic mask-ulinity | Marina Hyde
From gunslinging Gove to cock-of-the-spads Cummings – there’s no covering up the cost of this performative machismo, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
Chris Grayling's track record? There is no longer a track: just a stretch of scorched earth | Marina Hyde
His career has been a series of breathtaking failures. Yet he’s just been made chair of the intelligence committee, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
Chris Grayling's track record? There is no longer a track: just a stretch of scorched earth | Marina Hyde
His career has been a series of breathtaking failures. Yet he’s just been made chair of the intelligence committee, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
Welcome to Johnson’s alternative reality – where care home workers get the blame | Marina Hyde
The prime minister oversaw the discharge of 25,000 people into care homes without coronavirus testing. But not by his account, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
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Perhaps Ghislaine Maxwell can fill in some blanks for Epstein's ‘bewildered’ friends | Marina Hyde
It’s strange that Prince Andrew never felt it odd that his middle-aged pal was always surrounded by teenage girls, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
Perhaps Ghislaine Maxwell can fill in some blanks for Epstein's ‘bewildered’ friends | Marina Hyde
It’s strange that Prince Andrew never felt it odd that his middle-aged pal was always surrounded by teenage girls, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
Stand aside, everyone: the Conservative cowboy builders are back on the job | Marina Hyde
The party that bodged everything now wants to tell us how it will fix things, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
Richard Desmond is an endlessly mutating affliction. We must be on the fifth spike of him | Marina Hyde
It’s such a tonic to see the porn publisher back in the headlines after Robert Jenrick intervened to approve his £1bn development, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
Richard Desmond is an endlessly mutating affliction. We must be on the fifth spike of him | Marina Hyde
It’s such a tonic to see the porn publisher back in the headlines after Robert Jenrick intervened to approve his £1bn development, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
This is Boris Johnson's midlife crisis. The rest of us just have to live in it | Marina Hyde
A £900k plane respray, a dirt bike and two new royal yachts. A Celtic knot tattoo on the prime ministerial arm cannot be far off , says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
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Marina Hyde
My bit about Boris Johnson wanting a £900,000 respray for his plane, and two massive new yachts.
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My bit on Boris Johnson’s government, which will not seek a Brexit extension but has this week sought three penis extensions
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Werner Herzog: 'I'm fascinated by trash TV. The poet must not avert his eyes'
At 77 and holed up in lockdown, the veteran director and latterday actor shows no signs of slowing down or accepting any limitations
Marcus Rashford is showing our failing politicians how to do their jobs | Marina Hyde
People usually ask how many nurses you could exchange for one footballer. But one Rashford is worth a hundred ministers, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
David Tennant: British theatres need urgent help during coronavirus crisis
Actor says government intervention for the arts is needed as some venues are ‘teetering’
I’ve been ill for months, but I still don't know if it is Covid-19
I’ve had a fever, a cough and breathlessness since February, and been in and out of hospital. If it isn’t coronavirus, what is it?
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Marina Hyde
Obviously if it’s by @shattenstone I would always just say “read this”, but even by those standards ... read this
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Fascinated to Presume: In Defense of Fiction
I’ve always been aware of being an inconsistent personality. Of having a lot of contradictory voices knocking around my head. As a kid, I was ashamed of it. Other people seemed to feel strongly about themselves, to know exactly who they were. I was...
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Marina Hyde
Wow - I only just read this brilliant essay by Zadie Smith. I don’t think you can say “late to this” when you’re seven months late, but it is so wonderful and daring and fascinating nybooks.com/articles/2019/… via @nybooks
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Of course it's safe to ease lockdown – Matt Hancock is just fixing our alert system | Marina Hyde
Right now, Britain is about as biosecure as the health secretary is convincing. But some people really want an Ikea side table, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
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Marina Hyde
My bit about the easing of lockdown, the threat-level hokey-cokey, and more reassuring moves by our extremely competent overlords
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Marina Hyde
My bit on the very competent government easing lockdown. I apologise *if anyone was offended* by the description of Dominic Cummings as Otto von Jizzmark
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The numbers are in, and Johnson's government really is world-beating | Marina Hyde
It’s not just Cummings. They’re all determined to just style out this whole ‘60,000 dead’ thing, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
Minnesota Freedom Fund
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Marina Hyde
If you're watching events in Minneapolis from afar and feel able to make a donation, the Minnesota Freedom Fund - @MNFreedomFund - pays bail for protesters and other low-income individuals who are otherwise imprisoned before their trial
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