“It has a huge mushroom head… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had..." - about Trump's dick.🤣
Ever since Stormy Daniels said she was writing a tell-all book, there's been feverish anticipation about what dirt she'd reveal about Trump—but it's safe to say no one predicted this