Breaking: Nobody wants to host the Oscars.
. should host the Oscars. It's a no-brainer, really. Ratings will be through the roof. The virtue signaling acceptance speeches will be deemed brave, so the left will love it. POTUS will smash the celebs, so the right will love it. Win/win.
Give it to Ricky Gervais.
This is from a story about the struggle to find an Oscars host. But if people were watching the Oscars there wouldn't be a struggle.