'Captain Marvel' Review
Washington Free Beacon
Captain Marvel is a big bowl of mediocrity, a soup comprised of an underwhelming, lightweight lead saddled with poorly edited action scenes.
I regret to inform you that CAPTAIN MARVEL is bad.
to be wrong about Captain Marvel. He wasn’t. (Except about the soundtrack, which was awesome, and the actual movie did have one emotional scene with the young girls getting back up. And no mention of the cat?!)
I liked 'Captain Marvel' more than
but his critique about No Doubt's 'Just a Girl' is spot on. It would've been a lot better and funnier if they went with Shania Twain's "Man, I Feel Like a Woman" instead.
None of this is to say that the movie is good. It isn’t!
This isn’t that surprising, given that CAPTAIN MARVEL is bad. Even given the absurd inflation afforded Marvel movies, its overall RT score is in the bottom third of MCU movies and top critics barely rate it fresh, at 62%.
I regre to inform you that CAPTAIN MARVEL is bad.
And look, let’s just be real: there’s a 100% chance this is people who haven’t seen it flooding RT with user reviews. I didn't care for the movie myself (
) but it’s going to get an A-minus, *at the absolute worst,* from CinemaScore audiences.
"She's just an off-brand Goku. This movie is a 130 minute episode of Dragonball Z."