This is just perfectly done.
Damn. I did it first but McSweeny's did it better.
"The cause of Mr. Cole’s cancellation has been kept private at his family’s request."
Obituaries for the Recently Canceled - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
"Katharine Halloran was a well-liked medical school student at Columbia University. Ms. Halloran was canceled in a tragic accident on Thursday, after retweeting an article with a link to a different article by an author who once retweeted a known bigot."
Hilarious “Obituaries for the Recently Canceled”
Obituaries for the Recently Canceled - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
Obituaries for the Recently Canceled - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency