The Borowitz Report: “Denmark would be interested in purchasing the United States in its entirety, with the exception of its government,” a spokesperson for the Danish government said.
Denmark: - Tuition Free College - Free Healthcare - Paid Parental Leave - Paid Vacation - Living Wage $20 - Shorter Work Week - Progressive Taxation - Cheap Prescription Drugs - Free Public Child Care - 2nd Happiest Country This are not radical ideas.
Trump to Denmark: I’ve already sold most of it to my friends Vlad and MbS, but I might offer you a good deal on what’s left . . .
“We believe that by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation,' the spokesperson said."
Denmark Offers to Buy U.S.
#amazing 🇩🇰🇺🇸🤣 “Denmark would be interested in purchasing the United States in its entirety, with the exception of its government,” the spokesperson added.
Denmark Offers to Buy U.S.
Denmark Offers to Buy U.S. 🥊 “A key provision of the purchase offer, the spokesperson said, would be the relocation of Donald Trump to another country “to be determined,” with Russia and North Korea cited as possible destinations.”🥊 #GreenlandPurchase
Denmark Offers to Buy U.S. | The New Yorker
The New Yorker: Denmark won’t sell Greenland to Donald Trump but is interested in buying the United States instead. “By giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation”
Denmark Offers to Buy U.S.
“We believe that by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation” 😂😂😂 #GreenlandPurchase
Denmark Offers to Buy U.S. “We have noted, that during the Trump regime, pretty much everything in the United States, including its government, has been for sale.”
After rebuffing Trump’s hypothetical proposal to purchase Greenland, the Danish government announces that it’s interested in buying the U.S.
Vi her på #FBPEinDenmark synes det er et relevant købstilbud, der ville være til gavn for alle parter. Vi er ikke helt sikkert på, hvordan man faktisk sælger USA (skønt #MoscowMitch har gjort et behjertet forsøg). (PS: Det er nyhedsatire, naturligvis)
“Denmark would be interested in purchasing the United States in its entirety, with the exception of its government,” the spokesperson added.
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Denmark Offers to Buy U.S.
Denmark offering to buy the U.S. “We believe that, by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation,” the spokesperson said.
The New Yorker laver sjov med Trumps angivelige interesse i at købe Grønland og forestiller sig, at Danmark i stedet tilbyder at købe USA...
Denmark Offers to Buy U.S. | The New Yorker 😂😏
An eerily great piece of satire from in . "Denmark Offers to Buy U.S."
😂 Denmark Offers to Buy U.S. The New Yorker: “... it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation” ➡️
“Denmark would be interested in purchasing the United States in its entirety, with the exception of its government,”
We have noted that during the Trump regime pretty much everything in the U.S., including its government, has most definitely been for sale. Denmark would be interested in purchasing the U.S. in its entirety, with the exception of its government — Borowitz
Now that’s some deficit spending.
Denmark Offers to Buy U.S.
As a Dane I can’t let this one pass. Satire may occur. ‘After rebuffing Donald J. Trump’s hypothetical proposal to purchase Greenland, the government of #Denmark has announced that it would be interested in buying the United States instead.‘
Breaking: Denmark offers to buy the USA
“We believe that, by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation,” the spokesperson said.
Denmark Offers To Buy US “By giving the US an educational system & national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation,” Danish spokesperson via
Denmark Offers to Buy U.S.
“Denmark would be interested in purchasing the United States in its entirety, with the exception of its government,” Ha.
Denmark offers to buy U.S. Officials say Trump determined to avoid capital gains tax.
Denmark Offers to Buy U.S.
Denmark offers to buy USA .. lol 😂 “We have noted, however, that during the Trump regime, pretty much everything in the United States, including its government, has most definitely been for sale.”
Denmark Offers to Buy U.S. | The New Yorker
Denmark Offers to Buy U.S. : “We believe that, by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation,” 😂
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Denmark Offers to Buy U.S.
Denmark Offers to Buy U.S.
Denmark Offers to Buy U.S. | The New Yorker
“We believe that, by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation."
“A key provision of the purchase offer, the spokesperson said, would be the relocation of Donald Trump to another country “to be determined,” with Russia and North Korea cited as possible destinations." #greenland #denmark