"Listen, when Goldman Sachs calls and says, we need to do something now or the Dow is gonna lose 500 points, that trumps the freaking Mistletoe Festival in Nobody Cares, Iowa." - on the unseen trauma of Hallmark movies.
"It is what it is, but I don’t feel like I was fairly represented in the movie. I get it: I’m a New York City corporate attorney courting the small-town girl, but I thought she wanted to be a part of this world."
Started giggling in my Uber at the “Queen and King of the Christmas thing that happens in the town square” line. Hilarious, .