I Lost My Girlfriend In A Hallmark Movie. This Is My Story
This is the side of the story you never hear in a Hallmark movie: That of the male significant other forced to participate as an act of love.
"Listen, when Goldman Sachs calls and says, we need to do something now or the Dow is gonna lose 500 points, that trumps the freaking Mistletoe Festival in Nobody Cares, Iowa." -
on the unseen trauma of Hallmark movies.
Rogue Works Progress Admínistration
"It is what it is, but I don’t feel like I was fairly represented in the movie. I get it: I’m a New York City corporate attorney courting the small-town girl, but I thought she wanted to be a part of this world."
Started giggling in my Uber at the “Queen and King of the Christmas thing that happens in the town square” line.