Production editor at the Guardian. Budding screenwriter, occasional game reviewer and full-time cynic. Views my own.
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'Angry pig' hinders water pipe repairs
The animal, which confronted engineers in Surbiton, was finally led away with "a packet of crisps".
'It is not known what flavour crisps were used to lead it away'
Tories aim to distract from Brexit with crime-focused Queen's speech
Heavier sentences for violent criminals among policies aimed at wooing Labour voters
Bold plan to make the Queen commit lots of crimes
Transport chaos across England and Wales after major power cuts
Failure on National Grid network affects train services and road users
I mean, turning the UK off and on again isn't the worst idea